Gah, I need to set a reminder to myself to update on Sunday.
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Yeoman Bridget Janson: All right, sir... I've loaded the mission reports and all database entries on Wogglenather and Tajara into my tricorder.
I'll study as much as I can on the way.
I'm mortally terrified of violating a cultural taboo while we're there. Do you have any tips?
Commodore Jeffrey Bannister: Well, Bridget... do we have any good bones on board?
Bridget (aside): You mean... like from an animal?
Jeff (aside): Yeah, or a rawhide hoof isn't bad....
Lieutenant Zack LeRoux: Dang... how come we don't get the awesome space marine armor?
It even has a jetpack!
Commander Dale Zurkett: Have you worn one of those things, Zack? They weigh a hundred pounds. You don't have the build for it. Or the training.
Zack: Maybe so, but I can shoot better than those guys, I bet.
Dale: Uh huh.
Zack: At least you got the Mark V phasers replaced.
Dale: I can't believe Starfleet ever made those things standard issue. No sights and no trigger guard? They're a hazard!
Zack: Yeah, well, they gotta be better than that relic you have on your belt.
Hey T'Zel... have you seen Dale's sidearm?
Doctor T'Zel: Yes, Dale-- Commander. I see you're still using that type 2 Mark I phaser you had on Wogglenather.
Dale: Hey, they knew how to make 'em in the 23rd century.
Zack: I've heard R&D was working on some new ballistic small arms. But the project was cancelled?
T'Zel: Not entirely... we had some on the Shadowburn.
Zack: Nice... Maybe I'll get a chance to shoot one!
Lieutenant Commander Natashia Staratt: Commodore.... your shuttle is ready for launch.
I must admit... I'm a little nervous to have sole command.
It will be my first time.
Jeff: Nonsense, Natashia! You'll do great.
Dale: You handled yourself wwell int he fight, Commander. We have faith in you.
Jeff: We'll bill you for any dents.
Natashia: You will? Oh. That was a joke.
Natashia: Thank you, sirs. And Godspeed!
Jeff: Indeed! We'll see you at Wogglenather.
Natashia: They're headed into great peril, Hylia. We can't let them down!
Ensign Hylia: No ma'am.
Zack (aside): Hey... how come only you get the super cool black away uniform?
Jeff (aside): Because I'm the Commodore!
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