Episode 5: Planet of the Laugh Track!
Original Characters and Concept: Travers, Kenyon, & Rioux Jordan; Alex & Natasha Gorely; Sam Barnett
Original Story (Trapped on the Planet of the Laugh Track!): Kenyon Jordan
Adapted to Comic Form by: Travers, Rioux, & Kenyon Jordan
Photos: Travers & Rioux Jordan
Background Photos: Search Engine Image Sources & personal photos
Art/SFX/Photo Editing: Travers Jordan
Editing: Kenyon Jordan, Therese Jordan
Social Media Coordinator: Danielle Jordan
The Federation Star Defense TV Tropes page!
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10/26/26:
Somewhat unrelated, but Microsoft set a default on OneDrive accounts that switched most users from local storage to on-demand only unless you toggle it back. This was a while ago, but it's still worth checking on. I think it's a better idea to keep your files ON you computer, rather than rely on a cloud system to probably work.
(Leaving this news post up for a little bit longer!)
Hey everybody, I'm happy to announce that my novel is now officially published and available!

If you've enjoyed our various webcomics, I hope you'll consider buying this book. It's the product of an awful lot of late nights and
years of plotting, character work, and world-building. I'm really proud of it, and, as you might notice... it's only book 1!
This tale is for fans of fantasy, westerns, sci-fi, steampunk, and just plain old adventure. With a hint of romance, too! And if you
know the comics, you've got a good idea of the kind of stories I like to tell: epic tales, with a bit of drama, and a dash (and
sometimes more than a dash) of humor thrown in.
If you like it, please give me a review! Margins are quite tight on book sales. But mostly, I just want as many people to read and
enjoy it as possible. (If you DON'T like it.. well, you don't HAVE to give a review. Really! ;)
Click on the big graphic above for more information, bonus content, and a free link to the first chapter.
Or use this direct Amazon link!
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Transcript
Panel 1:
Michael Scott: I've been meaning to ask, though... if I'm a regional manager, how big is my region? Like... just our local sector? Or the entire quadrant?
Jan Levinson: What are you talking about, Michael?
Panel 2:
Michael: Well, I mean if our paper company is going to deploy forces against all incursions, I need jurisdiction over all applicable regions, right?
Jan: Good Lord, Michale. Do you have any idea how much time I've wasted here today?
You manage this office. I manage you. Understand?
Michael: Kinda. My head feels fuzzy.
Jan: Have Pam get you some coffee.
Now can we PLEASE get to work?
Panel 3:
Michael: Oh. Someone is already in my office. That's weird.
Jan: The IT guy? Don't tell me you're still fixing his computer.
Michael: Huh. He looks really familiar for some reason.
Jan: Of course he does. He's your IT guy!
Michael: I guess?
Panel 4:
Andre Peters: Commodore Bannister? Oh no, they got you, too??
Michael: Bannister? No, my name is... wait...
Andre: Listen! There was some kind of crash, but everything is coming back online.
I think the AI is onto me. We don't have much time.
I found some key information about the TRACK system. We can't just destroy it!
Michael: Destroy it?
Andre: You subscribed, didn't you? Dammit. Look... you have to fight against it!
Your name is Commodore Jeffrey Bannister. You command Federation Star Defense!
Panel 5:
Jan: TRACK system? Subscribed? Wait, that sounds-- AGHHHHH!!!!!
Michale: Hold on, I know your name! It's-- Andre?? GAHHH!!!!!
TRACK: Mr. Peters. Your actions have violated the guest user terms of service agreement. Your usage is now being upgraded to full subscriber.
Andre: Oh, hell! Commodore! The copy machine! Check the copy machine!!
Jeff: The... copy machine?
Panel 6:
TRACK: Have a wonderful day.
Andre: YARGH!!!!
Panel 7:
SFX: *clonk*
TRACK System reboot complete. Database search: Humorous anecdote.
Why did the IT guy suddenly disappear?
His local folder was upgraded into on-demand file storage!
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Jeff: Andre?
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