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Transcript
Panel 1:
Tim Taylor: Thank you, Heidi. I am Tim, the Toolman, Taylor. And with me, of course, is my assistant Al, the flannelman, Bordland. We have a very special Tool Time today.
Al Borland: That's right, Tim. A brand-new tool from Binford! They call it: a Type-2 Phaser!
Heidi: Here you go, Tim.
Al: Now this little baby is no joke! It emits highly energized nadion particles that will disrupt the molecular cohesion of any solid object!
Panel 2:
Al: Which means you shouldn't play around with the buttons, Tim.
Tim: Relax, Al. It's not even set on vaporize.
Of course, we'd need a double vaporize setting for it to have any effect on your mom.
Al: Very funny, Tim.
You'll notice the phaser is simple to use. With a variable power setting and a button trigger.
Tim: And no trigger guard! A glaring safety issue, wouldn't you say, Al?
Al: Only in your hands, Tim.
Panel 3:
Zack Del Rio (aside): Har-har-har.
Ensign Hylia (aside): Tee-hee!
Commander Dale Zurkett: A phaser?! From Binford? What's going on here?
Phoebe: Binford is always inventing new tools!
Lieutenant Commander Natashia Staratt: It has to be the Potemkin, Commander! I think the TRACK system is backwards engineeering our tech to improve its own.
That explains how it was able to transport the Commodore!
Panel 4:
Tim: Why don't you go downstage so we can demonstrate the stun setting to the audience, Al?
Al: I don't think so, Tim.
Heidi: Tim, here's that ranged plasma infuser you asked for.
Tim: Thank you, Heidi.
Panel 5:
Al: A plasma infuser? What can you possibly do with that, Tim?
Tim: MOre power! Oh hoh ho!!
Panel 6:
Phoebe: More power. Oh, boy. Hee hee.
Zack (aside): Snort.
Hylia (aside): Giggle.
Natashia: I don't understand the humor. He's going to cause an explosion.
Phoebe: Yeah, but it's funny!
Dale: I thought you said you came here to get away from TRACK??
Phoebe: Oh sure. It's not watching us here... but we still have to laugh.
I guess you don't feel it yet. You will.
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