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Episode 5: Planet of the Laugh Track!
Original Characters and Concept: Travers, Kenyon, & Rioux Jordan; Alex & Natasha Gorely; Sam Barnett
Original Story (Trapped on the Planet of the Laugh Track!): Kenyon Jordan
Adapted to Comic Form by: Travers, Rioux, & Kenyon Jordan
Photos: Travers & Rioux Jordan
Background Photos: Search Engine Image Sources & personal photos
Art/SFX/Photo Editing: Travers Jordan
Editing: Kenyon Jordan, Therese Jordan
Social Media Coordinator: Danielle Jordan

The Federation Star Defense TV Tropes page!

5/5/25:
A rumor abounds that Lego may release an Enterprise model sometime this year or next year. Not sure WHICH Enterprise, though. Or how gigantic the price tag might be...
However big it is, I doubt it'll be as large as our Intrepid is, though!

Transcript
Panel 1:
Narrative Text: Milky Way Beta Quadrant
    Norma Arm - Dragon Egg Nebula
    U.S.S. Potemkin,
    Captain Bob Jenkins commanding
Commander Korok: Sensor probe readings coming back, sir. Data processing 1% complete.
Captain Bob Jenkins: Very good. Continue scanning. We're not in a rush.
Lieutenant Marla Wyatt: Captain, I'm receiving a new messsage from Starfleet Command. Text only.

Panel 2:
Jenkins: Another one already?
Wyatt: Yes, also from Fleet Admiral Benson. Addendum to previous orders. Kind of an odd message, though.
Jenkins: Odd? How do you mean?

Panel 3:
Wyatt: I'll just read it back:
    "U.S.S. Potemkin, Bob Jenkins, catapin. You are hereby ordered to abandon nebula monitoring immediately."
    "Beam aboard special envoy from Starbase 10, then proceed to Sping-Spang-Spoogie for rendezvous with Intrepid per previous orders."
    "Ha-ha-ha."
Jenkins: I'm sorry... is something funny, Lieutenant? And what was odd about those orders?
    Other than the admiral being in such a hurry?

Panel 4:
Wyatt: Just that, sir. The orders ended with "ha-ha-ha." I'm not sure what to make of it.
Jenkins: Oh. Well. That is weird.
    Is there a joke? I don't get it.
Doctor Rona: Admiral Benson isn't typically a humorous man.

Panel 5:
Korok: Well, perhaps the Admiral is simply wishing to improve the levity amongst his captains.
Rona: Perhaps! Or his spell checker is broken.
Jenkins: Yes, well... either way, I guess the nebula study will have to wait.
    Let us proceed, with all good humor, to Starbase 10.
    Lay in a course, Mr. Evers.
Mr. Evers: Ha-ha-ha, sir.
Jenkins: Very good. Engage.

Panel 6:




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