8/23/26:
Happy 0th birthday to my newest niece, who was born on Saturday!

Transcript
Panel 1:
Joey: Hey, man, really... I was just kidding around! I'm totally satisfied with my subscriber services!
Sideshow Bob/TRACK: No. A mistake has been made in the immersion software. Applying Joey Tribbiani Patch update 2.3.7.

Panel 2:
Joey: Gflrk zbonk mlog.
Natashia Staratt: What... what did you just do to him??
Bob/TRACK: He is being repaired. Randomized vocalizations are normal during the neuron rewrite process.
Commodore Jeffrey Bannister: You can't just do that to people!
Bob/TRACK: Incorrect. The TRACK system has identified a precipitous drop in food and fuel supplies. Incomplete immersion of subscribers has been determined as the cause.
    Immersion updates will restore productivity and user satisfaction.
Chandler: Wait, wait... you're going to update ALL of us??

Panel 3:
Bob/TRACK: Immersion updates will be applied as patches are completed.
    User Jeffrey Bannister. I have determined that your vibe is most appropriate for replacing missing user Michael Scott.
Jeff: Wait, I don't--
Bob/TRACK: Relocating you to Dunder-Mifflin now.
Natashia: Commodore!!

Panel 4:
Commander Dale Zurkett: This ends right now! Natashia, full stun!
Ensign Hylia: Commander, wait! I'm not sure--
Joey (aside): Hey, I'm Joey! How you doin'?
Bob/TRACK: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Also: Unchill vibes from non-subscriber detected.
Natashia: No effect!

Panel 5:
Dale: We're in it now! Amp to full power!
Bob/TRACK: I see what you're going for. Might I suggest subscribing for full access to locked content?
Joey (aside): Hey, I'm in luck! Floor pizza!

Panel 6: