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Transcript
Panel 1:
Barista: Here you go... white chocolate mocha cappucinio.
Commodore Jeffrey Bannister: Wow, thanks! What do I owe you?
Barista: 8.50--
Sideshow Bob/TRACK: How pricey.
Brista: Uh, I mean...
First taste is free!
Bob/TRACK: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Oh, very good. Because coffee is like a drug.
Barista: Yeah...
Panel 2:
Jeff: That was nice of him.
Bob/TRACK: It was passable. His vibe was not immediately chill, but I will allow it.
Jeff: Allow it?
Bob/TRACK: So many people do not maintain a chill vibe.
How can laughter be maintained without the correct vibe?
Panel 3:
Lieutenant Commander Natashia Staratt: I believe I should attempt deeper dialog with TRACK. Logical reasoning should apply to an artificial intelligence.
Commander Dale Zurkett: Are you sure that's a good idea? It already talked the Commodore into subscribing. Whatever that is.
Natashia: I don't see another viable option. We must determine what, exactly, is happening on this planet.
Ensign Hylia: What about all these people here? Maybe they know something.
Zack Del Rio: Are sure these are actually people? Or are they computer constructs?
Panel 4:
Natashia: Every tricorder scan I've performed indicates that they're lifeforms. Even Sideshow Bob.
His brainwaves indicate two distinct delta waves. Two entities in the same body.
Dale: Creep. Okay... Natashia, be cautious. Hylia, you're with me. Let's go chat.
Zack, see if you can find any sort of computer interface in here we can tap into.
Panel 5:
Joey: Well, look at the new people! They look like spacemen, right?
Chandler: I dunno. Maybe blue antennae is the newest popular haircut!
Ross: Well, I like it better than "the Rachel!"
Rachel: I'm standing right here, you know!
TRACK: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Panel 6:
Dale: Hilarious. I'm Commander Dale Zurkett. This is Ensign Hylia. Yes, we're from space.
Joey: I know it... there's something in this pizza.
Chandler: Of course there is! It's been sitting in your broken refrigerator for three days!
TRACK: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Dale: Can we be serious for one second?
Chandler: Absolutely! So long as TRACK isn't looking over my shoulder.
He's right behind me, isn't he?
TRACK: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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