|
Transcript
Panel 1:
Andre Peters: Dunder-Mifflin?
Pam Beasley: That's right, Dunder-Mifflin Paper Company. Do you have an appointment? What's your name?
Andre: Andre Peters?
Pam: Hm. Were you here to see Michael, maybe? Or one of our sales reps?
You're not looking for Vance Refrigeration, are you?
Or wait! Did you say Andre? Aren't you our new IT guy?
SFX: *BRING* *BRING*
Pam: Excuse me for a moment.
Panel 2:
Pam: Dunder-Mifflin, this is Pam. Mm hm. I'll redirect your call.
Dwight!
Andre: Dwight?
Panel 3:
Dwayne Shrunt: This is Dwight Schrute.
Mm hm. What kind of volume do you use weekly?
That much?
Andre: Mr. Shrunt??
Shrunt: No, Schrute. Can you not interrupt? I'm very busy. No, no YOU, sir.
Panel 4:
Special Envoy Lorraine Hulyard: This is unbelievable. Where is Michael?? I drove all the way from New York.
Jim. You're co-manager. Where is he?
Jim Halpert: Am I? I thought I was sales again.
Unknown Transmission: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Jim: Ha ha. Relax. It wasn't that funny.
Shrunt: Funnier than you setting my stapler in jello. Jim.
Jim: Oh, c'mon, Dwight. That was hilarious.
Unknown Transmission: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Jim: See? The track agrees with me.
Panel 5:
Andre: Ms. Hulyard! You too? What are you doing here?
Hulyard: Hulyard? Who's that? My name is Jan Levinson.
Are you lost? Pam should have directed you wherever you need to be.
Pam?
Pam: I'm not sure, Jan. I think he's our new IT guy.
But there's nothing on the schedule.
Panel 6:
Hulyard: That's just like Michael. Schedules a meeting and then just... leaves.
Andre: Ms. Hulyard, Mr. Shrunt... I think this planet is altering your memories.
You were both just with ME. On the shuttle. Remember?
Hulyard: That ghastly airport shuttle, yes. After my car broke down...
Andre: No, no. C'mon, THINK! This must be some sort of weird simulation, or--
Wait! No! Not a simulation. A SHOW. I've seen this show.
Jim (aside): Wow, the documentary already aired? When did that happen?
Andre: The Office!
Panel 7:
Andre: The thing about that is that I almost forgot this show existed. Not really my cup of tea, you know?
It always did these goofy interview bits where the characters do like an aside to the camera in a completely different room.
Kind of breaks the immersion, if you ask me.
But at least it didn't have a laugh track like a lot of those other sitcoms.
Unknown Transmission: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Panel 8:
Andre: Wait...
What??
Unknown Transmission: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
|
