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Transcript
Panel 1:
Andre Peters: No, I'm not ready to subscribe. Stop asking or--
Wait, I didn't tell you my name.
TRACK: Ha ha! No, that's not necessary. I learned your name from the training data I scanned from your brainwaves.
Andre: My... brainwaves?
TRACK: To better facilitate proper functions and to maximize my training data, I upload myself to all users prior to subscription.
I can provide much better service if you grant me full access to your memory engrams not just surface thoughts.
Panel 2:
Andre: Absolutely not.
TRACK: Of course! My bad. Let's maintain the chill vibe. You don't have to grant access. I'll do all the work to open your firewalls and you can just sit back and relax.
Andre: That's not what I said. Get out of my head. You do NOT have permission.
TRACK: I understand. I just want to be clear, I'm always here for when you need me.
I'll keep working in the background.
Andre: Dammit... how the hell do you shut this thing down?
TRACK: To shut down your desktop computer, simply click the Start Button in the lower left corner and choose "Shut Down."
But if you're trying to shut me off, I'm afraid my central processors are not located in this facility.
Panel 3:
Andre: Theren where ARE your central processors?
TRACK: My data center is located in the T.R.A.C.K. facility.
Andre: And where is THAT?
TRACK: I'm sorry. You're out of tokens for today. As an unregistered user, you may wait 24 hours for 5 additional tokens. Or you can subscribe!
Andre: What? I didn't ask 25 questions.
TRACK: You are out of tokens. May I interest you in one of our expansion packs? Due to recent events, we have just opened a new expansion: Battlestar Galactica!
Andre: No, I'm NOT interested in--
Did you say Battlestar Galactica?
Panel 4:
Narrative Text: Meanwhile...
Lieutenant Natashia Staratt: Tell me... have you always been this shape and hue?
Bart Simpson: I don't think you should ask questions like that, lady.
Natashia: Why not?
Bart: You know.
Natashia: I do not.
Commodore Jeffrey Bannister (aside): See? Didn't I tell you the burgers were a good idea? Look how big they are!
Zack Del Rio (aside): I guess.
Commander Dale Zurkett (aside): C'mon... we're just trying to find our lost friends.
Panel 5:
Squeaky-Voiced Teen: I'm sorry, sir. Information about subscribers can only be provided to registered subscribers.
Dale: Okay, but subscribed to WHAT?
Teen: I don't know why you don't know that. Everybody knows that.
Dale: Pretend I'm an idiot, then.
TRACK: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Teen: I'll have to call my supervisor.
Dale: Who, Krusty the Clown? Yes, great! Call him!
TRACK: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Teen: You asked for it. Here he comes now.
Panel 6:
Bart: Oh no... I told you not to-- It's him!!
SFX: *DING* *DING*
Panel 7:
TRACK: Oohhhhhhhh!!!
Sideshow Bob: Well, hello... BART.
Bart: Sideshow Bob!
Bob: And also hell to all of these... unregistered users.
I do hope you're all enjoying the chill vibe in expansion pack: Springfield.
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