Episode 5: Planet of the Laugh Track!
Original Characters and Concept: Travers, Kenyon, & Rioux Jordan; Alex & Natasha Gorely; Sam Barnett
Original Story (Trapped on the Planet of the Laugh Track!): Kenyon Jordan
Adapted to Comic Form by: Travers, Rioux, & Kenyon Jordan
Photos: Travers & Rioux Jordan
Background Photos: Search Engine Image Sources & personal photos
Art/SFX/Photo Editing: Travers Jordan
Editing: Kenyon Jordan, Therese Jordan
Social Media Coordinator: Danielle Jordan
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11/9/26:
Sorry for the delay! Back on "TRACK" again. Ha.
(Leaving this news post up for a little bit longer!)
Hey everybody, I'm happy to announce that my novel is now officially published and available!

If you've enjoyed our various webcomics, I hope you'll consider buying this book. It's the product of an awful lot of late nights and
years of plotting, character work, and world-building. I'm really proud of it, and, as you might notice... it's only book 1!
This tale is for fans of fantasy, westerns, sci-fi, steampunk, and just plain old adventure. With a hint of romance, too! And if you
know the comics, you've got a good idea of the kind of stories I like to tell: epic tales, with a bit of drama, and a dash (and
sometimes more than a dash) of humor thrown in.
If you like it, please give me a review! Margins are quite tight on book sales. But mostly, I just want as many people to read and
enjoy it as possible. (If you DON'T like it.. well, you don't HAVE to give a review. Really! ;)
Click on the big graphic above for more information, bonus content, and a free link to the first chapter.
Or use this direct Amazon link!
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Transcript
Panel 1:
Jan Levinson: What just happened? Where is he hiding?!
Was he hacking your computer?
Commodore Jeffrey Bannister: Nowhere! There's no one back here.
There's a chat window on the screen... but it's blanked out. Nothing.
It's like something erased it!
Panel 2:
Jan: Don't be silly. People don't vanish. Computer screens don't blank themselves. How old is this coffee?
Jeff: My head... it's fuzzy again. It was... for a second... it was clear.
Jan: No no. We imagined it. Bad coffee. Let's get back to those reports.
I can't wait to see your draft. I could use a good laugh.
Jeff: No! Laughter makes it all go fuzzy!
I have to focus. He said... Andre said... "copy machine"!
Panel 3:
Dwight Schrute: Michael! It's about time! Have you seen what Mim did??
Jim Halpert: I don't know what you're talking about, Dwight.
Jeff: No! I don't care! Where's the copy machine??
Pam Beasley: We shouldn't spend the budget surplus on the copier, Michael. We need new chairs.
Jeff: Fine, yes, whatever! But where's the machine now??
Panel 4:
Pam: It's right over there. Where it always is?
Dwight: He put my stapler in Jello, Michael!
Jim: It's a free dessert, Dwight. I don't see the problem.
TRACK: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Jeff: La la la la la! Not laughing! Not funny!!
Panel 5:
Jeff: Aha! It's here! Just like he said! And on paper! You can't delete paper!
Dwight: He's right. You can't. I mean... you can set it on fire. But that's not really the same thing.
TRACK: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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