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Episode 5: Part 11


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Episode 5: Planet of the Laugh Track!
Original Characters and Concept: Travers, Kenyon, & Rioux Jordan; Alex & Natasha Gorely; Sam Barnett
Original Story (Trapped on the Planet of the Laugh Track!): Kenyon Jordan
Adapted to Comic Form by: Travers, Rioux, & Kenyon Jordan
Photos: Travers & Rioux Jordan
Background Photos: Search Engine Image Sources & personal photos
Art/SFX/Photo Editing: Travers Jordan
Editing: Kenyon Jordan, Therese Jordan
Social Media Coordinator: Danielle Jordan

6/16/25:
Happy Father's Day!

Comments from the Tagboard:


06/22/25 12:44 AM
Casanova: Hulyard and Shrunt will be considered worse than Nero if they deport Ezzok without giving him a chance to testify. :furious:
06/19/25 10:38 PM
BrickVoid: It'll take them a few episodes to defeat all those charges! :D
06/18/25 08:03 PM
Freezer: Oh, look: A level five Obstructive Bureaucrat.

Transcript
Panel 1:
Narrative Text: Sping-Spang-Spoogie airspace:
Special Envoy Lorraine Hulyard: That will do. Helmsman, set standard orbit. Tactical officer: Monitor those warbirds.

Panel 2:
Ms. Hulyard: This is an absolute travesty. Two Romulan warbirds in orbit, and the Intrepid is still grounded.
    Add this incident to the list of regulatory infractions, Mr. Shrunt.
Mr. Dwayne Shrunt: Already done, Ms. Hulyard.

Panel 3:
Captain Bob Jenkins: Um, excuse me... but you don't have the authority to issue commands on my ship. I was told we were bringing you to the Intrepid for a command review and to pick up their prisoners.
    And I'm sorry... but that message you just broadcast sounded more like an arrest warrant.

Panel 4:
Hulyard: Pardon me, Captain Jenkins. But I do have authority. Per subsection 19 of amended article 651 of Starfleet operations policy.
Jenkins: As I recall, that amendment is under judicial review.
Ms. Hulyard: A mere formality. However, in order to reduce your anxiety, I will authorize sharing additional information with you.
    Mr. Shrunt? The infractionary list, please.
Mr. Shrunt: Indeed, ma'am.

Panel 5:
Mr. Shrunt: Regulatory incidents regarding the crew of U.S.S. Intrepid.
    - Incitement of war against peace treaty nation.(Commodore Bannister)
    - Incitement of war againstpeace treaty nation.(Commodore Bannister)
    - Suspicions of involvementwith espionage. (CommodoreBannister/Cmdr. Zurkett)
    - Unauthorized diplomaticdeal-making. (CommodoreBannister/Lt. Cmdr. Staratt)
    - Impersonation of a Starfleet officer.(Del Rio, Zachary)
    - Illegal developmentand distribution of replicatorsoftware. (Del Rio, Zachary)
    - Illegal use of transporterto subvert foreign power.(Cmdr. Zurkett)
    - Illegal arrest of Starfleetofficer. (Lt. Cmdr. Staratt)
    - Suspicion of foreignloyalties (Lt. Cmdr. Staratt)
    - Violation of the PrimeDirective (CommodoreBannister, Cmdr. Zurkett, Lt. Cmdr. Staratt)
    - Unauthorized--
Ms. Hulyard: That will do.

Panel 6:
Jenkins: That's a long list of allegations. But... it sounds wildly inaccurate. They've saved two planets since their ship was launched!
Ms. Hulyard: The ends do not justify the means, Captain. As a Starfleet officer, I am sure you know this.
Mr. Shrunt: Shall I log Captain Jenkins' interference with our execution of due process?
Ms. Hulyard: Not as yet, Mr. Shrunt. The captain is still entitled to express an opinion.
    Within acceptable parameters, of course.


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