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Transcript
Panel 1:
Ms. Lorraine Hulyard: Mr. Shrunt... You've had two days. I hope you're not here with more excuses.
We may have placed roughly half the crew on administrative leave, but I do not regard the removal of ne'er-do-wells as a
hindrance.
Mr. Dwayne Shrunt: No, ma'am. We are ready to launch.
Hulyard: Finally.
Shrunt: However... I would be remiss if I did not inform you that I have been investigating the alleged issue with the ship's
computers.
Panel 2:
Hulyard: Mr. Del Rio's fake virus? What of it?
Shrunt: I am concerned that we may have dismissed the concern too quickly. I have confirmed the prescence of rogue
software within the ship's systems.
Hulyard: So? Mr. Del Rio is assuredly responsible for it.
Shrunt: In any case, it does not preclude the fact that the system is, at least, partially compromised.
Hulyard: But you told me that we are ready to launch.
Panel 3:
Shrunt: Yes, ma'am. For the moment, the rogue software appears to have only one functin: to emit laughter when
humorous conversation occurs near a device capable of recording audio.
Hulyard: Do you mean... it laughs at our jokes?
Shrunt: Yes. I believe I just said that.
Hulyard: Strange. Other than that first time on the bridge, I haven't heard the computers laugh at all.
Shrunt: I can't possibly imagine why that would be. Ma'am.
Unknown audio: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Hulyard: . . .
Carry on, Mr. Shrunt. I will not delay our departure because of inane laughter.
Panel 4:
Science Officer Burns: Hey, Mr. Shrunt... I just want to thank you and Ms. Hulyard again.
For getting me out of the brig. And putting Natashia Starrat in her place.
Shrunt: I do not require your thanks, Mr. Burns, so I shall not acknowledge it. I am only doing my job.
Please attend to yours.
Panel 5:
Shrunt: Attention, crew. This is Dwayne Shrunt, Assistant to the Acting Captain.
We will be launching the ship in 10 minutes. Report to stations.
Andre Peters: Mr. Shrunt, did you inform the "acting captain" of my recommendations? We're not fit to fly yet. There's too
many variables.
Shrunt: Your concerns have been noted, Mr. Peters. And your unique position aboard this ship has afforded you some
immunity.
But it is far from absolute. Now... launch this ship.
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