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Episode 5: Part 28


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Episode 5: Planet of the Laugh Track!
Original Characters and Concept: Travers, Kenyon, & Rioux Jordan; Alex & Natasha Gorely; Sam Barnett
Original Story (Trapped on the Planet of the Laugh Track!): Kenyon Jordan
Adapted to Comic Form by: Travers, Rioux, & Kenyon Jordan
Photos: Travers & Rioux Jordan
Background Photos: Search Engine Image Sources & personal photos
Art/SFX/Photo Editing: Travers Jordan
Editing: Kenyon Jordan, Therese Jordan
Social Media Coordinator: Danielle Jordan

10/27/25:
It was fun building a Jeffries Tube for this episode! Creating a junction and spots for them to actually sit/lie was a challenge. (Plus the consoles.) Of course, squeezing Zack in there and then realizing I needed to move his head after he dropped the laptop AGAIN was... well. Not to mention that our cat was REALLY wanting me to leave the basement and was doing so by hopping onto everything while meowing and purring, and then finally jumping onto my back.
    But mostly fun

Zack's attack method on the virus here is a variaton on a technique I've used to neutralize some tough ones that liked to self-replicate if they couldn't see their main file. In my case, identify a virus's executable file and open it in Notepad. It would only show gibberish, because it was compiled code. But delete all the code inside there and then save the file and now you have a virus that does absolutely nothing when the system runs it.
    From there, I'd still have to search and scrub out the secondary parts of the infection that were designed to reinstall the virus. But without the main executable, the virus didn't realize that its core functions had been deleted, and was thus rendered more vulnerable.
    I also think this strategy may have been how Jeff Goldblum shut down the alien computers in Independence Day. He couldn't actually understand their code, so instead, once he had a hardline connection, he just wrote a basic program that replaced the 1s and 0s with all 0s.


Comments from the Tagboard:

10/30/25 06:24 PM
Freezer: Malware can be insidious. I imagine tenfold so if you have to deal with it without your standard tools.
10/27/25 05:57 PM
Swiftbow: When everything is working properly, sure. Some viruses are more stubborn and are actively designed to shut down removal tools. I've been fixing computers/removing viruses for 21 years now. I'm pretty good at it.
10/27/25 01:52 PM
BrickVoid: I'm not sure that method you described for removing a virus from a computer in the comments section is how you're supposed to do it. You should identify the virus type, and then download a virus removal tool from an antivirus site. One should have antivirus installed anyway, Windows Defender is great but it can only do so much, plus more recent versions for Windows 11 are getting bypassed by AI attack methods.

Transcript
Panel 1:
Commander Dale Zurkett: Impulse engines just kicked in... we've launched.
    Are you absolutely sure you want to be doing this?
    Hulyard's already throwing the book at you.

Panel 2:
Zack Del Rio: I dunno. I guess you're all rubbing off on me. Seems like saving the ship is more important than my own well-being.
Natashia Starrat: I would point out... your well-being is also tied to the continued existence of this ship.
Zack: Yeah, well... still.
Dale: Will it take much longer? How's it going?
Zack: I mean... I'm writing code in a Jeffries Tube.
    Does that sum it up?
Natashia: This would be much easier from a standard console.

Panel 3:
Zack: Well, all our command codes have been invalidated.
    So a physical bypass is our only access.
    But it sure is taking you awhile to get that hardline connected.
Natashia: Would you rather do this part? I'm reconfiguring the network hub in this section to bypass the firewall.
    If I do any of this wrong, we'll either lose main computers or an alarm will flash on the bridge.
    Both of those scenarios mean we get caught.

Panel 4:
Zack: You're doing fine.
    The problem I'm seeing is that rogue laughing code is adapting to the antivirus. It's how it installed itself on our systems in the first place.
Natashia: So... update the antivirus?
Zack: It's not that simple. I could purge the code if I could shut down our systems and load from backups. But "Dulyard" won't allow that.
    So I wrote my own virus instead. It's designed to search for the rogue code and replace it with gibberish.
    But that laughing program is AI... it's noticed what I'm doing and is subtly changing its attack pattern with each iteration.

Panel 5:
Zack But I think I have an idea... I don't have to delete the ENTIRE code block... just enough to mess up the program.
    I think I've identified the key section.
Natashia: That's good, because your hardline is now online.

Panel 6:
Zack: Ha ha, YES! I'm in.
    Files uploading... and added to autoruns.
    We are good to go.
Dale: What, really? It was that easy?
Zack: I don't think you appreciate my skills enough.
Unknown audio: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Zack: Or okay... maybe you do. Hang on.


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